a zoomer is basically a wifi-powered npc who spawned after 1997. grew up on fortnite, minecraft, and mom’s ipad at olive garden. communicates exclusively in “rizz,” “no cap,” “mid,” and “gyatt”. their diet is 50% takis, 50% iced coffee, and 100% vibes. they invest in coins called dogwifhat and say “we ball” after losing rent money. zoomers think therapy is sending each other wojak memes at 3am. they’ll drop “it’s giving ✨mental illness✨” and call it self-care. lowkey? they’re cooked. highkey? they’re the main character of the internet.