stonks isn’t just “stocks,” it’s the internet’s holy financial meme. Picture MemeMan in a suit staring smugly at a random chart going ↑. That’s stonks.
lore
Logic = optional. Stonks don’t care about fundamentals. Tesla goes up because Elon tweeted a dog picture? Stonks. Buy high, sell low. The stonk way. If you made money, you’re not doing it right. Emotions only. Fear, greed, FOMO, hopium — these are the real indicators. Technical analysis? Nah, just vibes. The graph is always up. Even if your portfolio is down 90%, the meme chart will be green candles to the moon 🚀.
core principles
Diamond hands 💎✋ – never sell, even if your rent is due. YOLO – put your life savings into a coin named after a frog. Bagholder pride – holding worthless coins is a badge of honor. “We go up” – sacred chant of the stonk priesthood.